Introduction
I wish I mapped a novel out on index cards like some people do, a neat deck with a rubber band snapped round it. Instead, it seems I have to write every fragment of the people’s lives and then cut like crazy, a succession of pruning edits done with a chainsaw, a cleaver, the pinking shears, a scalpel and a fine-tooth lice comb. Whole sections fall away during this process, landing on the cutting-room floor with a soft whump, and sometimes I miss them. It’s good to have a venue for one of those out-takes: this scene was cut during a chain-saw moment, but it’s at the root of Good to a Fault’s beginnings.
When my husband took me out to the Alberta wilderness on his first posting with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, I scrambled to find work. Not a lot of theatre in the bush. One of the jobs I lucked into was interviewing an old woman and writing up her life. The oil company that owned the land she’d lived on for fifty years wanted her off-the deal they’d struck involved moving her to a very posh old folks’ home, and publishing a few copies of her biography. I spent many hours interviewing Myrtle before it dawned on me that she was making things up to fill in the gaps.
In the patchwork way that we create characters, that old woman, Myrtle Mattson, came back to me years later when I was thinking about Mrs Pell (who is also what I think I’ll be like, when I’m very old), and the impossibility in old age of being known by anyone any more. Whatever life once was, it’s now a set of stories that you tell yourself, or tell whoever will listen. This is a story Myrtle Mattson told about herself, pretty well straight from the horse’s mouth.
- Marina Endicott
Snake
The sun was warm enough, this late October day. Already snowed once, but it didn’t stick. Day like out by Hanna, Mrs. Pell thought. Porridge oats breakfast, warm by lunch time. She thought of a sliced bologna sandwich, made with thick white homemade bread, Kraft dressing and pale green lettuce picked from her momma’s yard. That was a good sandwich. Might be some bologna at least. Mrs. Pell wandered into the house, the back screen door snapping behind her. She shuffled out of her shoes and stepped up the three steps to the kitchen in bare feet, purplish skin stretched tight over their swelling. Each step was a pang, and then the weight moving onto that foot was another. She made it around the corner to the fridge and peeled it open quietly, in case that Clary was lying in wait.
Some commotion behind her-Dolly, home from school. Allowed to walk home alone, the minx.
“Where’s Clary?” Dolly asked, in that too-sharp voice.
“How should I know.” Mrs. Pell rustled in the meat-keeper, looking for bologna. None. A jar of rollmops in the back, she knew that would still be there. Good to have outside, on a warm day like this. And a dill. There.
“Where’s Trevor?”
Mrs. Pell shrugged, digging tight-packed dills out of the jar.
“I had to stay after. I had to help the teacher do the marking.”
“I’ll bet.” She knew when Dolly was putting on.
“She needed me to call out numbers for her.”
“I used to help the teacher,” Mrs. Pell said. She motioned Dolly to take the plate, and went down the stairs first, creaking from side to side.
Dolly slid around to get the back door open, and held it for her while she struggled down the last little half-step to the back patio. Pearce’s wagon was sitting beside the chair. Just the right place to put the plate. Mrs Pell worked her way into the wooden rocker, grunted, and sat still.
Dolly itched to go find Trevor, but if she ran by street or by alley she was bound to miss him, so she sat down on the grass.
“The teacher liked me best,” Mrs. Pell said. “I was the pet.”
“We don’t have teacher’s pets any more, they’re not allowed. It was at assembly not to call people that.”
“She used to get me to carry her work home to her place for her. If she had a big load. Better me than one of the big boys, who might get rough with her. She got bit by a snake once. Out there in her yard by the teacherage.”
Impossible not to listen to a snake-bite story. Dolly leaned over to where she could see around the side of the house. She’d catch Trevor coming.
“Now I didn’t see that happen, she told us later. She’d tell us anything, to fill up the time. So she was out in the garden, and a snake bites her twice on the leg. She didn’t even realize what it was-there was so many wasps that year, she never thought of a snake. She got herself back up to her house, to her bed, and she lay there paralyzed for three days, she told us. Stiff as a plank. Then Jim Balder comes along to bring her groceries and sees that the goat hadn’t been milked, and he thought to look inside the house, and there she was. In a pitiful state, and begging him to help her. I guess he hauled her out to the outhouse. She said she was too stiff to sit on the toilet.”
“She told about sitting on the toilet?”
“Right in class. My dad would of tarred her hide if he knew. That Jim Balder kept going over to her place, they ended up getting married. They had to. Sarey Dahl saw him having breakfast there one morning. ‘I know all about this!’ she yells at the teacher. I’ll bet she did, considering her own mother.”
Mrs. Pell put a rollmop in her mouth and crunched it down, moving her yellow teeth carefully. The smell carried to Dolly even in the fresh afternoon air.
“She knew who done it, it was her German neighbours had put the snake there. They hated her because she was so true to the flag.”
Dolly was drowsing off on the warm grass. The flag, the floating flag, the flag that brought tears to your eyes in the middle of the national anthem.
“Years later I met her on the street in Winnipeg, we went for a cup of tea by the Greyhound station. She wouldn’t of been more than five years older than me. She told me she seen that snake again. Down in Spokane, in a zoo.”
Mrs. Pell stopped and pointed her first two fingers. “Same snake. She swore black and blue. She had some story, how they’d told her the snake had disappeared from the zoo for a while, and then’d been mailed back to them, some story about that. Don’t know what she was doing down in Spokane. She was nuts.”
All her stories end that way, Dolly thought. Someone or other was nuts. Or crazy. Or went to jail or died. Like the only possible ending to a story.
“I should cook some supper for you kids.”
But she didn’t move. She bit into her pickle.
Clary would be home soon, she would cook a real supper, Dolly knew. Not just butter and sugar on bread.
Around the side of the house came Trevor, crying. He’d lost his blue baseball cap that Fern had given him, the one that said Davina Ag Society. Dolly walked back to school with him and they cast around the playground for fifteen minutes before she found it for him, blown underneath the bleachers in the rubble of last year’s chip bags. He settled it tighter down on his head so it wouldn’t blow off, and they ran home for Clary, for supper.
Marina Endicott’s Good to a Fault is out now. Buy it from Amazon, Waterstones.com, Play, or from your local bookshop.
Read Marina’s interview on Writer’s Pet.